Mmm-kay, first off, this is pretty dang funny. It appeals to my own often scatological sense of humor. Plus I spent a month once in Taipei, and it was pretty much the best trip ever.
Second, I keep reading reports about Britney running over the feet of paparazzi and the cops. And yeah, it’s happening with alarming frequency. Like, I feel like maybe four times in the past couple weeks? But the thing is, they crowd around her car and won’t let her drive. I think she’s a crazy maniac in need of serious rest, therapy, rehab, detox and everything else. But I also think she’s living an insane life. And while I enjoy checking out celebrity gossip sites, I think paparazzi photographers should be outlawed. Seriously. What they do is disgusting and unimaginable to me.
Love, Catherine
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Courtney // November 16, 2007 at 3:00 pm
I totally agree. If Britney was anywhere serious about getting her life together then she would go into hiding and let the papprazzi die down. She’s obviously addicted to the limelight and cares more about it now than her children or she wouldn’t keep going out the way she does. But the papparazzi is insane, I’m surprised it took her this long run over toes they just swarm her. I’m so sick of all celebrity news programs. I read something that Julia Roberts said about ‘we (celebrities) are just normal people too’. And how she when puts her baby in a sling, which is a normal way to carry her baby, it is perceived that she is hiding him. I just thought that was sad and made me think…why do we care? Then again, I’m addicted to imdb.com and celebrity trivia so as much as a part of me hates all of it, I’m still drawn to it.
Carolyn Jean // November 17, 2007 at 10:25 am
Okay, the toilet thing? It’s funny, but it really would kill my appetite for soft, smooth things. I would eat a sandwich there in a second. Thinking about this reminds me of a study I read a long time ago where they had these really hungry people watch, like, and ant crawl across their burger, but the hungry person would still eat the burger, than they’d show a fly land on it and fly away, but that didn’t dissuade people, ditto for all other bugs, but if a cockroach crawled across it, they wouldn’t eat it no matter how hungry they were. From this they coined the phrase “cockroached” like, that burger is cockroached. So the toilet theme doesn’t cockroach the ice cream. But it does for me.
Anna // November 18, 2007 at 5:05 am
Well, now, Brit can’t drive with her kids in the car. Also, apparently, she’s an asshole times one million for driving with her sunglasses on at night but I ask: what else is she supposed to do, when there are ONE MILLION flashes going off in her face always?
(P.S. I’m writing this at 5 am since there was a little fire here, and everything’s fine, but the fire alarm has been going off for two hours without stopping).
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