That’s what Erik said after I went to Costco and restocked our TP supplies. When he went into the bathroom, this is the wondrous sight that greeted his eyes:
I just love knowing we won’t have to buy toilet paper for another, like, six months. Six months! And those little Cottonelle butt wipes really help the situation. They’re so great. They preserve your booty from the chafing that comes from vigorous wiping with dry paper, and you only have to use one!
Love, Catherine
(And no, I’m not an employee of either Cottonelle or Costco. Maybe I’ll be so lucky someday, but not right now.)
7 responses so far ↓
Bianca Reagan // February 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm
You should get Cottonelle toilet paper. It’s expensive, but plush, and it won’t chafe anything. That way you don’t have to get toilet paper and wipes.
Courtney // February 15, 2008 at 3:26 pm
shitpocalypse!! that is too funny!!! yeah, we buy our tp in bulk too. It is nice not to think about it for a while. I think we get Cottonelle, never tried the wipes.
Nicole // February 16, 2008 at 12:49 am
That was great for a laugh! I never figure out how we stash away our zillion rolls somehow in cabinets.
Bianca Reagan // February 17, 2008 at 3:01 am
In completely unrelated news, I hosted a Dazed & Confused party at my friends’ house tonight. One of them had not seen it, and also did not know who “my friend Catherine” was, because even thought I tell her to read my blog, she doesn’t read it. So, we watched the movie, and my friend said, “She has a really big part!” And when your credit and head came on at the end, we all applauded. Then we watched Kathy Griffin: Straight to Hell on Bravo.
The end.
mrcanacorn // February 17, 2008 at 9:21 am
The Wife and I knew a girl who’s apartment was too small for all the Costco tp she purchased…so it lived in the trunk of her car.
Oh, I can only imagine how many interweb people are stopping by your page to check out scatology!
Jordan // February 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm
LOL! Too funny.
Camille Alexa // February 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I can safely say you’ve got the first scatological blog tag I’ve ever come across.
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